Thursday, December 06, 2007
Oh, no, that [Romney]smarmy , smooth, slick as shit motherfucker made it all about giving props to the Christian nation. 'There is one fundamental question about which I often am asked. What do I believe about Jesus Christ? I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and the Savior of mankind,' Romney said, licking God's taint while desperately jacking himself for the hoped-for delight of the Family Research Council and James Dobson. 'Americans acknowledge that liberty is a gift of God, not an indulgence of government,' he said, making sure not to neglect God's balls until the invisible pitcher of the ether was, in Romney's Joseph Smith-fucked brain, satisfied.
As for those who don't believe? We can pretty much go fuck ourselves: 'Any believer in religious freedom, any person who has knelt in prayer to the Almighty, has a friend and ally in me.' And if God's dick is in Mitt Romney's face when he kneels, all the better for the sucking because sucking God's dick is what God demands, right, evangelicals?
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