Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish

An Alabama minister who died in June of 'accidental mechanical asphyxia' was found hog-tied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs [Condom covered dildo up his ass-CM] Aldridge served as the church's pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to 'please refrain from speculation' about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, 'we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ.'

viaThe Smoking Gun

Ahahahahah! I can laugh at this guy all I want, remember I used to dress like Don Johnson.

Sounds like what happened to a local priest who was rescued before he suffocated. Asked what he was doing, he said that Saint Christopher wore a wet suit when he carried the baby Jesus across a raging stream.

Does Jesus use deodorant? I mean, if I have to heal under his strong arm...

Darwin should have taken him.
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