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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Valenta-whoozit?

Man, I am sooooo glad Alessandra doesn't like Valentine's Day. This is not to say she doesn't like romance, she does...it's just that she doesn't like to be told when to be romantic...my own shortcomings non-withstanding. So today at lunch I went with my coworker to the candy counter of a department store and watched all the schlubby men scrambling to appease their wives expectations.

So to all of those suckers I say:
VALENBITE

Of course it's a whole different sports metaphor on Steak and BlowJob Day

Have fun peoples!

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