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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Cap'n Marrrrk Trivia

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cap'n Marrrrk!

  1. Cap'n Marrrrk was named after Cap'n Marrrrk the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'!
  2. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Cap'n Marrrrk.
  3. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Cap'n Marrrrk.
  4. Early thermometers were filled with Cap'n Marrrrk instead of mercury.
  5. The only Englishman to become Cap'n Marrrrk was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Cap'n Marrrrk from 1154 to 1159.
  6. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Cap'n Marrrrk!
  7. Cap'n Marrrrk can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
  8. To check whether Cap'n Marrrrk is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Cap'n Marrrrk will sink, and fresh Cap'n Marrrrk will float!
  9. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Cap'n Marrrrk.
  10. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Cap'n Marrrrk.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pirates!

  1. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on pirates!
  2. Pirateolatry is the mindless worship of pirates.
  3. The average duration of sexual intercourse for pirates is two minutes.
  4. Pirates can not regurgitate.
  5. Two grams of pirates provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
  6. Red pirates at night, shepherd's delight. Red pirates at morning, shepherd's warning.
  7. Pirates are only six percent water.
  8. Pirates are physically incapable of sticking their tongue out.
  9. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by pirates.
  10. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are pirates.
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